The Speech I Would Like President Trump to Give

I would like to hear President Trump give this speech. 

 My Fellow Americans, I am grateful beyond measure for the opportunity you bestowed on me to lead this country out of its post 2008 recession and into the most prosperous and exciting years in our history. 

For those of you I failed to persuade to vote for me in 2020, I apologize. I did not campaign hard enough to win your support. I will do better next time. 

For those of you who did vote for me, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. 

The next two years will be filled with promises not kept by the new administration. 

There will be no "free" college for all. 

There will be no "Universal Free" medical care. 

There will be no "Guaranteed Income". 

Unicorns are in notoriously short supply. Although a surprising number of politicians and Democrat voters still seem to think otherwise. 

There will be turmoil. A lot of it. 

That will end in 2022 when Conservatives retake control of the House and Senate. 

Most of it will originate with disappointed Socialist Democrat voters as they come to understand what those of you who voted for me already understand. There is no free lunch. 

Most Americans are not obsessed with race and gender issues and will not support racism and sexism that insults and excoriates vast numbers of us who harbor absolutely no animosity on the basis of race, gender or religion. 

We believe in "live and let live" and ask only that we be treated in the same way we treat others. God Bless you and God Bless the United States of America.